Fun quotes about school

1. If Facebook and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

2. I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

3. Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.

4. An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

5. Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

6. He who opens a school door, closes a prison.

7. Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste….

8. Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

9. We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

10. Looking at your textbooks and thinking: “What a waste of a tree”.

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