Funny drinking Quotes

To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I drink therefore I am.

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean….
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Water is the only drink for a wise man.

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