Funny Questions and Answers
Q: What would you have if you crossed a panther with a beef burger?
A: Really fast food.
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How do you fuck a fat chick?
A. Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45lbs.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.