Funny quotes about computers

1. Press the any key… Hmmm where’s the any key?

2. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

3. Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

4. Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

5. Linux is only free if your time is worthless.

6. Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

7. The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

8. Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

9. Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works…

10. Even though we’re miles apart, a computer screen connects our hearts.

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