Funny Quotes about Friends
1. Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
2. A lifelong friend is someone you haven’t borrowed money from yet.
3. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
4. One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
5. Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.
6. This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
7. There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
8. When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
9. Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person.
10. Who needs friends? I have the Internet!