Funny Quotes about Marriage

1. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

2. Marriage is the longest Cold War ever fought.

3. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

4. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

5. What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!

6. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

7. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

8. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

9. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

10. Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

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