Funny Quotes about Men
1. Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
2. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
3. Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
4. Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them.
5. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
6. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
7. I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”… Pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
8. The ideal man goes home early, doesn