Funny Quotes about Men

1. Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

2. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. 

3. Marriage is a mistake every man should make. 

4. Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them.

5. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

6. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

7. I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”… Pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.

8. The ideal man goes home early, doesn

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