Funny quotes for Facebook

Funny quotes for Facebook

1. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

2. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

3. If people winked in real life as much as they wink in text, this world would be a very creepy place.

4. I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You’re next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You’re next.

5. Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. 

6. Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.

7. Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

8. My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”

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