Funny school quotes
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
There’s nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing he was educated in.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
I am not young enough to know everything.
When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name it means trouble.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!
Crooked by nature is never made straight by education.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.