Short funny Jokes about Womens

Why are hangovers better than women? 
– Hangovers will go away.

Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? 
– Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why do men die before their wives? 
– They want to.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? 
– He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

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